Sam's Seemingly Simplistic Statements

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Late Links:

• Woman banned from swimming pool for wearing three-piece swimsuit deemed “inappropriate.”

• Bikini Thursday: Bar Refaeli and Kristin Kreuk.

• Lingerie Thursday: Ashley Greene.

• Cleavage Thursday: Holly Madison.

• Porn For Jesus: Heidi Montag in Playboy.

• Nudity runs in the family: Jenny McCarthy’s sister Amy.

• Shenae Grimes Perfecta: Sideboob + Nipple Slip.

• Rachael Neiberding’s breasts are both a country and a continent.

• Get To Know A Hottie: Tiffanie Damien.

• International Beauty of the Day: Xuxu.

• Models sans makeup. (via.)

• Crack As Performance Art: Williamsburg apartment tenants unhappy with fake tuxedoed dolphin drug dealer.

• Heeb: How To Prepare A German Sausage with Porn Star Joanna Angel.

• Late List: Sex… In… SPACE! The Top Ten Close Encounters of the Scintillating Kind. (via.)

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i need to get these for my guy friends…or really any of my friends. hysterical.

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    BWAHAHAH, I need these.

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